I’ve been blogging for just over a year now, and my most loyal reader base is people seeking to pleasure themselves to images of men fatally penetrated by horses. The most popular word associated with my blog is horse, and I hate Horses.
This year, I’ve been both a troll and a troll killer. I battled stupid Canadians who like coffee. I battled stupid blog traffic services who may or may not like coffee. I taught a kid in some hick town in central NY state that there’s more to life than Slipknot. I found out that not every person in the south dates inside their family, and that some of them are even fun to talk to. 😉
The most important thing I’ve learned this year in the world of blogging? Food Blogs über alles. They have no politics, very few trolls, and they’re beneficial to everyone who reads them.
In 2006, I promise to try harder to offend. I’ve been slacking in my duties as a contributor to shit that’s fucked, and I plan to do something about it. While I can’t draw shit, the eye of the camera knows no boundaries.
And all you folks looking for the horse porn; would it kill you to leave a comment every once in a while? There’s at least 7 of you a day. Jeez.
Tu Madre Comido mi perro! 